Dogs Rules

Day First

If you return home more later, your stupid wife welcomes you so coldly,
If you return home more later, your smart DOG welcomes you with heart and soul.

Day Second

The only way how to get love for money
is buying a DOG

Day Third

Even a small DOG in your bed can take a position, 
that practicly doesn´t leave space for you.

Day Fourth

If ur DOG will be home and unarmed thieves will visit u
It friendly lick their face and show them all places,
where you have kept valuables.

Day Fifth

Whoever said you can't buy happiness
forgot little PUPPIES.                                Gene Hill

Day Sixth

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,
having a DOG makes you rich.                           Louis Sabin

Day Seventh

Man chooses a DOG, but the master is the one
Whom DOG chooses.

Day Eighth

From the three characteristics of DOGS, which make you the most crazy,
your PUPPY will have four or more